You were my neighbor for at least two years before I met you, and you tell me that I never spoke to you for that entire time.

You also tell me that on many occasions you attempted to speak to me and I completely ignored you.

Do you believe me when I say that I have no recollection of you ever being my neighbor?

That is true...

That is also true...

I find it hard to believe..when do you believe we first met?

That night we went to the bar for a drink and tried to smuggle the bottles of Champaign out of the place!

No....I believe I have known you for much longer than that!!